Hooray for all and half hooray for Peter Sarsgaard!

The first part of this has the feel of a “Mom and Dad aren’t living together anymore but we still love you very much” couch talk.

This is the best article of 2017.

I have watched that Mr. Rogers testimony so many times and it never fails to get me choked up.

“New York is like a character in the show!”

I suspect Ivanka will be outfitted in the exhumed sarcophagus of some Egyptian biblical figure who god killed to keep her dad from fucking her.

Something something Donald bring the jobs back blah blah extensive bankruptcy experience

And he told a story about trying to do a backflip off a bridge while his sons yelled at him to get down <3

Oh man, this is a point of contention between me and my boyfriend. He claims a middle/working class background and goes on and on about how they were poor, then he’ll drop some anecdote about ski camp or his mother at an event at the garden club. Like, garden club? Dude my mom slept on a pull out couch!

I run and train in Nike and I watch this and I’m like “Yeah that’s cool but I’m just gonna sweat in these until they smell like sweat and vaguely like vagina.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You and me both. And until this week nobody has ever shared their experience with me. I do a lot of very active, very deliberate smothering of any thought or anxiety about my debt, because I know the second I go there it’s going to mean an hour-long, despairing anxiety attack. It’s not simply that debt limits what I’m…

God, I know! When I read “insane amount” I was (weirdly) excited. Then I was a little hurt to see a number smaller than mine.

God I completely agree. A close friend of mine started suddenly and frankly talking to me about the kinds of debt she was in and the state of her credit and it recalibrated my anxiety in a big way.

I’m watching this all go down on television all day today. Anybody know what are the true odds of him not being confirmed?

committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification

When he took his helmet off for the first time in Star Wars I audibly moan-gasped in the theater on Christmas day.

Whereas I picture them singing this:

“At least my dear Ivanka’s his wife!

I can’t find one anywhere. Bustle suggests buying a button maker. I’m considering...

And then a staffer will “mistakenly” post it on her company’s Instagram account like “Shop the look!”