RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Mark Jackson: “Steph Curry is bad for Mankind.”

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Truly a hair-raising experience.

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What’s funny about Quantum of Solace is how I didn’t like it when I first watched it... and then it’s really, really grown on me.

Am I the only one that liked QoS? No, not nearly as good as Casino, but Casino is far-and-away the best Bond movie ever.

I’ll need to see more of his writing, but based off of this email, Mikhail seems like a potential future replacement for Magary.

Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

the Columbus Blue Jackets are now 0-8-0, setting the record for the longest pointless streak...

I find it oddly appropriate that in the This Is All We’ll Be Talking About For the Next Two Months section at the end of the article there is a story about the trailer, a story about Frank Caliendo’s hot takes about the trailer,and a story about Goddell’s reaction to the Brady ruling. So in essence, you have all the…

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.