It only feels like it’s been 60 years.

This video tickles my inner child so much I feel like was mentored by Kevin Johnson.

Can someone on the engineering side fix how the sponsored content loads last? Lost track of the number of times I meant to click on a story, but at the last instant sponsored content pops up, and I click on that accidentally. (Note: ingenious way to guarantee clicks for ads, though).

“That’s him officer. That guy was walking on the sidewalk near me. Get him!”

“Sorry judge, in the case of the State vs. Donovan McNabb, we the jury are deadlocked”

Some people would give their right arm for AC.

He’s going to leave a pretty serious comment about it on Jezebel somewhere. Don’t worry.

“LULZ!!!! AT LEAST WE DON’T HAVE A STEROID PROBLEM!!!”- Roger Goodell

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Richanbach said that the league shot back, "well, he's not the commissioner of the NFL."

Crimea river

so nice to see the Jezebel folks weighing in.

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

She just missed having a kid Oher.

Milk snake? In Saskatchewan? Someone didn't pay attention in Biology. Specifically the part of the year, (I believe it was third semster, Grade 11) where they discussed snakes that are indigenous to North America. HAD you been paying attention to this particular lesson plan, and not oggling the shirt off of Pam…

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

A reporter asks you a question.