No it’s not, you idiot. It’s inflammable.

Hey! That’s precisely what I said.

So, you wash windows?

So, I’m not the only one who burned down a server room?

Hilarious–even if it’s not true.

A person’s IQ is inherent in their DNA. They are either alert and careful or distracted and careless, to one degree or another. How their fellow humans deal with this is a testimonial to the compassion and generosity of each individual.

I bet he never makes that mistake again. Good thing he wasn’t looking down the barrel at the time.

How dare you write to me in that tone of...errr...writing. If I could fuck that much, I’d be working in the Porn industry. Put a little love in your heart. Did you mutilate small animals when you were a kid?

How kind and thoughtful.

Ten minutes of blaring sirens would have been long enough to prove a point.

To be fair, this guy was not a good gun handler and probably felt like an idiot. As far as assigning blame goes, the article never mentioned that. But your point is well taken.

A sneaky form of euthanasia.

Perhaps he was distracted for a moment. Many airline disasters are caused by pilot distraction.

Perhaps he’s just one of those guys who’s not very handy with tools.

It’s an excellent idea for seniors and carefree children.

This would be great on an EV.

Use your head. The victim never thinks that shit is funny. You’ll pull up behind someone with a heart condition and that’ll be the end of them. Practical jokers have a serious personality disorder.

I like to know who I’m dancing with.

Excellent.

There can be no assurance that you won’t die—no matter how you travel.