Used to work on the Hill. Those box lunches were terrible. Don’t know how they’re able to source apples that are so consistently mealy. Also, much of the congressional staff was (thankfully) working from home. Also assuming Capitol Police didn’t need very many boxed lunches because it doesn’t appear more than a dozen o…

I think the “special occasion” may have just been me visiting my Grandparents, because they seemingly ALWAYS had this around during the mid-90's.

For a few Christmases when I was a kid, my dad would buy Viennetta as Christmas dessert, and it always felt very fancy. 

You know who else worked to elect Warnock and should be feeling pretty good today?

#BUTTEREMAILS

My favorite is still the Trumpers who painted “BLM Blacks Rule” on their own garage, because Black Lives Matter protesters are known for their rousing chants of “blacks rule, whites drool,” I guess?

WHY IS THIS ARTICLE SO POLITICAL THE RADICAL LEFT ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS OR TESLA OWNERS OR WHATEVER AND HILLARY CLINTON LET OSAMA BENGHAZI ASSASSINATE JEFFERY EPSTEIN

PIZZAGATE

Teaching her how to do something can simply mean, you know, just showing her how to use a can opener. It takes 10 seconds and is a great lesson. In fact, no joke, I remember when my own dad showed me how to open a can of diced tomatoes. Guess what, it worked, because afterwards I always could open cans and am now a…

You need the good stuff.

The bad thing is, I think most people DO own them, they are just too lazy to do anything but clear the tiny square in front of their face.

There is nothing a white mushroom can do that a crimini can't do better.

I LOVE oatmeal scotchies. I’ve always used the lazy method of simply following the recipe on the butterscotch chip bag, and it’s always been great.

Sometimes a cookie is just a cookie. Someone’s filthy imagination is engorging their naughty bits.

I guess I am lucky to be in an area where I can refuse to consume multiple local brands of Egg Nog. 

Rick Steves is the best. I especially love his little end credit bloopers.

Thank you for the “latine” as opposed to “latinx” in the headline.

They should also probably avoid Thai and Chinese restaurants and most bakeries, including pet bakeries. If I had a child with a severe nut allergy, I’d worry about cross-contamination at ANY restaurant. I’m sure it’s terrifying and damn inconvenient, but at least with a restaurant called PB&J, they can consciously…

For real. Unless the museum was previously strip-searching people on their way in, and making them change into Tyvek suits and hose down everything in their possession starting with their kids, there were already plenty of peanut particles floating around that place.

having a child with a life threatening peanut allergy means we can’t navigate the museum safely anymore

Jesus if you or your kids have a peanut allergy just don’t go to a place called PB&J! It ain’t deep. I mean it’s in the fucking name.