Do not store your onions under the sink, because under the sink is not a thermally-consistent place. When you use hot water, it gets hot under the sink as the waste water passes through the pipes. Even with insulated pipes, you will find it makes a difference enough to bother produce. And if you have thin, ‘70s…

I paid off my student loans on my own. I wouldn’t be mad at all about any program that lessens or forgives that debt for others. A hand up is not a hand out.

1 million percent on your side in both of these cases. if your pumpkin pie is bland, it’s because you made a shitty pumpkin pie. and sugar cookies melt in your mouth. who tf are these on the list, and fruitcake isn’t?!

Sorry, we’re gonna throw down about pumpkin pie and sugar cookies. The day after Thanksgiving, Pie For Breakfast Day, is sacred on my calendar, and my husband’s mom makes fantastic sugar cookies. Utterly delicious.

Dolly is too classy to say, “What the fuck is it to you and why the fuck do you think you have the right to ask that?”

Our sex education system DOES suck. Remember the congressman who thought you could get a view of a fetus by swallowing a camera?

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Honestly, it probably won’t matter since whatever assets he has are gonna be divided between The Feds, The State of New York, and the Deutsche Bank.  

Those are great dogs. Your cat appears to be broken.

Good to know! I’ll definitely keep an eye out next time I pass one.

The whole thing is pretty transparent, seemingly suggesting that fridges stocked with healthy ingredients are, naturally, the result of a prudent Democrat household—whereas fridges packed with Pepsi must be the work of anti-science Trumpers, right?

I have a feeling what Trump is calling “prepay” is actually a loss carryforward, but that would require him to acknowledge his string of epic business failures, so his team has rephrased as a prepayment using the broadest possible definition of that term.

I mince garlic to put on top of our pizzas between the sauce and cheese. I use a GarlicZoom. Cheap, easy to clean and minces the hell out of garlic absurdly fast. I also use a OXO Good Grips Silicone Garlic Peeler to peel the garlic quickly. I can mince an entire clove in a few minutes.

I think it’s Hasbro Black Series, these are all roughly 6". 

There are three things that can be found inside the walls of an old house: vermin, corpses, or incredibly cool shit.

“Contains four kind of things”

But whyyyyy. It’s so hollow inside. I don’t understand.

I usually end up making soup with any big fall squashes that I get, because it’s easy (my go to recipe is basically chicken stock, roasted squash flesh, and seasonings, heated through until the squash falls apart completely and then blended with a bit of cream until it’s the consistency I like) and it freezes up very…

Glad you asked! Lillian categorized the hot dog as distinct from the sandwich, due to the unique isthmus formed by the seam of the hot dog bun. Dennis, however, points to the lobster roll as evidence that the hot dog IS a sandwich. In both cases, interestingly, the bread, not the filling, is what formed the basis of…

I believe the term is diaBEEtus