Like you said, you’re not American.

I think my favorite character is one of my most recent; Llewellyn “Beautiful Lew” Blackhands. A chaotic good Ifrit Gunslinger.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

Imagine watching one of those garbage, interminably long, and overwhelmingly stupid galactic counsel scenes from the prequels, and comparing it, in any way, to Shakespeare. “Wow, those aliens on floating pods saying vaguely important-sounding things is just like... Henry IV, of course!”

Kindly read the 4,000+ word history I just spent months writing explaining why that is a gross oversimplification before you comment.

Haven’t you been paying attention? Women seeking abortions are being pressured into it by abusive boyfriends and the Abortion-Industrial Complex. No woman in possession of All The Facts would ever choose abortion.

UGH Well, Anna, I liked it. I thought it was a nice juxtaposition of how even the littlest things are impossible in that kind of weather, and yet, people are LITERALLY CAMPING during this and TRYING NOT TO DIE just so they can PROTECT THEIR DAMN CLEAN WATER. I thought it was a cool way to do it, and I GOT IT SO ROCK…

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile.