Yea I know its fucked up

He’s a Libertarian leaning Republican who barks about self sufficiency while stealing resources from others. In other words he’s a typical Republican hypocrite.

Rules and laws don’t apply to freedom loving grifting Republicans. See also: Cliven Bundy.

If you’re not following Lisa Ling’s journalism and documentaries YOU are the one missing out. She’s the best thing to come out of that show (as far as the young, new talent is concerned). I would say that Hasselbeck secured herself a strong position at Faux news, so she’s doing great in her demographic. Her career is…

Actually, yes. Miss Utah 2007, Jill Stevens, was an Army Medic who spent 18 months in Afghanistan. Miss America 2005, Deirdre Downs, is an OB-GYN. Miss America 1998, Kate Shindle, apparently caused a bit of a scandal by advocating for HIV prevention through condom distribution and needle exchange programs. The current…

I could not stand this guy for a very long time. He was a pontificating asshole who viewed himself as some sort of moral authority on what was funny, proper and allowable. He tore in to other black comics with all the disgust of someone hiding a shit ton of skeletons and surprise, surprise, he was.

OH they’re not black enough for you? shut the fuck up and sit down please

not black enough?

Canadian Tuxedo, I believe it’s called.

Look, they didn’t teach me how to do black hair in hair school. Like, at all. BUT I still learned and did the research myself so I could work on the black clients that came in. YES, we should be taught how to do hair and makeup for black people with the rest of our training. But we are not. I was not taught how to…

Lol. Well I’m glad she did you right (and for the record, I love “pasty” chicks. I think you’re fun to work on).

The African American makeup artist who did my makeup via sephora card (wedding makeup on the cheap!) did the HELL out of my makeup, and I am one pasty bitch, as in “we are literally in a Sephora and there are only two brands that come close to making concealer and foundation for Irish ghosts” but she found the right…

Honestly, in decades — and of course this is just anecdotal — I have never met a black hair stylist who can’t do white hair. For one thing, a lot of caucasians’ hair mimics the texture of chemically-treated black hair, which black stylists work on all day long. And black hair texture varies wildly, so they’re used to…

You have zero, and I do mean zero idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

What in this displayed any disdain? He got teased because he used to wear trucker hats, but I mean... trucker hats. They’re stupid. That’s not disdain, that’s just putting the home truths out there.

You must be fun at parties.

I’m old enough to remember her early work. She was fantastic.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
TARA WAS A GODDESS. >:(

I DID run into her, and I FROZE! All I could say was, “It’s Tig and Stephanie!” and awkwardly skuttle away. I spent the next 10 minutes telling my boyfriend all the great stuff I should have said... AND THEN WE RAN INTO THEM AGAIN. I hid that time. So it would be less awkward. Protip: it is difficult, as a black…

I once shorted a man a nickel, you would’ve thought I just ran over his grandchildren with a car made out of Matlock episodes.