Getting dressed up to go to a fabulous wedding, in Venice, on a beautiful fall day? Sign me up! I'd love to be "try-hard" at this thing. But then again, just the idea of riding around in those vintage water taxis makes me happy. And apparently there were delicious snacks and good booze. Nope. Not even the teensy bit…

You don't "hate" being that guy. You love it! So much you took the time to find a link and everything! Kewl you! Bet you feel like a million smackaroos right now@