Give it six months and our illustrious president will probably be tweeting the same.

Did you pay David Cross for the rights to that joke?

“Working on more adult acting roles”

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

In the good old US of A, it would have been towed and no one would have found it until the towing company sent a letter for hundreds to whoever registered the car.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

Ugh, yes. Why would you intentionally make a vehicle look worse, perform worse, and spend money to do it?

The 787 isn’t sufficient to explain rotary fandom. That’s like pining for a 911 because of the 917, and the 917 was actually a good racecar compared to the 787...

Look. When it comes to brass tacks, I can wrench. I gloriously replaced the harmonic balancer on the A6 a few months ago. I change my own oil and brakes. I even did suspension replacement on my first car an 86 Maxima (pours one out for the dead homie).

Such a fascinating swap and a nice paint job... all ruined by being slammed/stanced/whatever.

Welp, so much for separation of church and state. It’s almost as if none of the current Cabinet members has ever read the Constitution or the Federalist Papers or the Declaration of Independence ...

Weird he says these things. His tattoos and choice of hairstyle mark him as a rational person who thinks carefully about things before he acts.

I remember seeing comments by Rayism, Drew, Andrew Daisuke, and actual funny comments. Now all I see is the hipster racism of a dipshit Chicago fan. I really wish you’d go back to Disqus with the rest of the Trump voters.

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

Darn kids and their fancy electric fuel pumps.

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

His contract is the most remarkable considering how he ended his season giving up ON THE FLOOR, IN FRONT OF THE WORLD against the Spurs, without Kawhi.

They (mostly) don’t. There are obviously exceptions but LeMons is a farce. Don’t get me wrong, there are sub-$500 cars showing up. If you’re not well liked, you get ridiculed for “breaking” the rules. If you’re well liked, well, you get blog posts about you.

I am starting to think that LeMons is for crazy costumes and silly cars, Chumpcar is for racing