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Seeing him and Keegan Michael Key running around the parking lot of the shuttered sports arena 15 minutes from where I'm sitting doing an obstacle course on gun control was a real trip.

"Bernard's running for president? We were known as the Burlington 3, we were responsible for the bombing of the original Burlington Coat Factory."

The guy shadowing Eric through the train station was on "Longmire" the first couple seasons before being killed by his actually-the-great-evil-behind-everything dad, who was played by…Gerald McRaney. Getting Kevin Bacon game-y tonight, show!

What an act of cowardism! Jericho tried to jump through the JeriTron to escape!

That too.

As long as he's smart enough not to make Michael a giant or give him a poor white trash background, okay.

Yeah, I entirely expected a Marnie meltdown that Hannah called Jessa her best friend.

I'm only surprised it was Jefferies and not Maher who had the balls to call out exactly why Piers has been constantly at the ready to defend anything the least bit controversial Trump does with an op-ed in the Daily Mail - because Piers won Trump's game show, nothing more. Piers' "I'm not a Trump supporter" lip

"I'm gonna go home…have some sex."

"THAT'S OUR SCUMBAAAAAAAG!" and Daniels' delivery of it is still legitimately high on the list of funniest movie moments to me.

"Make the city safe for your children? You got to be with a WOMAN first! You got to knock some boots, man, YOU A VIRRRRGIN!"

"Thanks. Came up with that myself."

NOFX, Suede…that is a really good soundtrack, you're dead on.

The Chase is fantastically underrated. Love that movie.

Speed is so good you don't realize until way later they just repeated the "speed ______ up so it jumps!" thing so they could have an ending.

Definitely can buy Keanu's pretty quiet and shy off camera.

The weird as fuck "HEH HEH HEH, HEHHHH?" laugh he ends that line with is so great.

Also, Dude - Irene Jacob is not the preferred nomenclature. Professor SexFrench, please.

It took me an embarrassing number of rewatches and years later to figure out the "yeah, but I'm taller" joke, I'll admit.

I was far too happy about Mama Baskets finding a possible love connection than I ever thought possible when I first heard "Louie Anderson to play Zach Galifianakis' mom."