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Jackson Smith
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And openly saying so on the promotional trail.

YOU'RE LOSIN' IT, HULK!

I've seen that exact question in about a dozen competing-for-funniest-on-Metacritic reviews, and yes, exactly.

Will Smith's yearly Oscarwhoring truly IS a delicious tradition.

Exactly. The myriad times I've had to watch this trailer in theaters, I had no idea they were supposed to be actors. Immediately after reading reviews saying 1) they're actors and 2) there's a twist, that's just obvious.

God, the trailer for this has played before everything I've seen recently….like 28 different faux-profound awful lines going CLUNK in my ear one after another. Wow.

Orrrr it's a giant pile of bloviating artiste bullshit spread across both discs.

If we're not doing best TV episodes of the year, let me nominate "A Blade of Grass" from "Penny Dreadful" . Essentially all Eva Green and Rory Kinnear for the hour and it's amazing as fuck.

Yoga Hosers, way too low. As in should-be-#1 too low, and I say that as someone who has all of Smith's previous films. Absolutely horrendous.

B+ LOL

Below "Westworld", "The Good Place", "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend", "Bojack Horseman"…come the fuck on, and I like those shows fine.

"Rectify" way, way, waaaaay too low.

"I say we do it, and I'm the boss, so…meeting adjourned" is getting swiped frequently.

Cyberbob! You're meeting a guy named CYBERBOB!

Mozart's Ghost - the hottest band on the Internet!

*nods*

*people looking at people*

I don't remember if they used the same reason as the film, but in the film the Nightingale died if Frank died because Julie left work early after being told of Frank's death and wasn't present to catch a medical error that killed the Nightingale, who was in the hospital at the time of Frank's death in the original

Aaron Eckhart Must Have a Gambling Problem We Don't Know About, Case Evidence #32

Terrence Howard's hairstyle continues to confuse and frighten with every passing week.