"I'm actually an old man" was beyond hysterical, yes.

The Soviet pop song was absolutely classic.

Yeah, it's important not to lose sight of the fact that Norma broke Norman a long fucking time ago. There's a lot of "poor Norma" stuff here and elsewhere in reactions to "Bates Motel" that I find….I don't know. Shortsighted, or somehow absentminded toward Norman being this way for a reason.

Duncle is going to be the last man standing when all this shit is over.

Still so far off Vince Vaughn, however.

If ever there was a time for the added-for-the-remake masturbation sounds from the '98 Psycho…gotta introduce that boy to the various Clips4Sale sites that cater to his interests.

He would've won God's Not Dead in 5 minutes through pure thespianic fury.

Roman with the fried mullet and purple and yellow Crush singlet saying "shaka brah" and doing a head crusher as his finisher would be a lot better than this bullshit.

I SAY GOD IS DEAAAAAAAAAD!

McMahons, McMahons, McMahons….featuring World champion The Guy, who is less over than a potted plant named Mitch.

Martin Mull's gonna turn out to be senile, right? Nebraska/Nevada and thinking a younger person worked there in the 80s has to be on purpose.

Hailee Steinfeld's Oscar nomination is really gonna turn into the equivalent of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5," huh?

Zack is so funny, it's a shame he only rarely comes around.

Every sketch but the "Game of Thrones" one was funny, but Goddamn was that "Game of Thrones" sketch unfunny as fuck. What a pothole directly in the middle of the episode.

I'd say "If I Were a Boy" is missing for sure. Definitely a step to here.

Yeaaaaah, for me everything tonight sucked except for the doorman and the husband. Whenever they were off screen I just wanted to go back to the doorman.

There was really any doubt that this was rap "Glee," destined to jump off a cliff following its zeitgeist-y first season, consuming storylines as fast the creative staff could think of them and turning into an iTunes machine?

Yeah, it is pretty easy to say a whole bunch of the Beyhive needs a William Shatner "get a life!" moment after all the Becky with the good hair sleuthing and what it led to. Some of that was highly gross.

The St. Louis Rams and the NLF, wow.

I love it…"Oh, it's online? Woody Allen is a douchebag."