Pretty sure the purpose of Vote for the Worst was having fun fucking around with a big TV show, it's not Chinese algebra.

Oh, I didn't say I have no idiots in my family, that's just a major skeleton in the family closet, heh.

Must suck for the granddaughter knowing Grandma's an asshole who fell for nonsense conspiracy theories and let a double murderer get away with it. At least it would for me.

I'm not going to afford any sympathy to people who abdicate an enormous responsibility like that.

That's a lot better sounding than "I was tired and wanted to go home and quit."

It's a double murder case. Zero respect for anyone who "just wants to get the fuck out of there," I'm sorry.

I've tried a damn while harder than the 2 who were there apparently did, and if it wasn't gonna work, I would've hung it.

God, Cochran crying and saying that "now they know our story" bit…you unbridled pig.

Coked out Rock responding to Shaloub saying he'd tell Jesus what he did by attempting to choke him to death screaming "YOU AIN'T TELLIN' JESUS NOTHIN'!" was honestly the funniest thing I saw at the movies all that year.

I think it's reading too much into things to think anything Reigns said tonight was them making him out to be a tweener or anything like that, giving him a "edge" or whatever. "C'mon, I'm not a baaaaad guy" was a reheated microwaved leftover from the Cena-in-a-smark-town playbook, nothing more. JBL recited the "good…

SmarkMania will be shitting on Roman's head.

Belongs right down there with the worst WMs. Awful. Vince actually ended a WM in JerryWorld by turning off the crowd mics. I just cannot believe what this guy is willing to sacrifice because of his obsession with Reigns. "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Vince McMahon" is no way to book WrestleMania.

That was a pretty killer impression of the season 1 finale of "The Killing"….wow, AMC shows are turning out to be aces at this bullshit.

McCreepy's Bat Boy eyes are so Goddamned unsettling.

"Goddamn, that man loved putting his head on fire" made me laugh so hard I had to pause the episode.

The return of Mail Robot and Stan officially smells a rat with Martha, boy oh boy…

Someone better pee their pants in this movie, fictionalized or not. Miles Davis knows how cool that is.

Jimmy ends up at a Cinnabon in Omaha and Kim's originally from a small town along the Kansas/Nebraska border, hmm.

Next sitcom will be called "Looooopez."

Poor, sorry Robert Kardashian. That's gonna be some epic cryface in the finale next week.