Make fun of Bruce's intros to his songs all you want, but the one he gave introducing "The River" that you can hear on The River Live 1975-85 is genuinely touching.

I hadn't heard the "black people can't swim" thing until college. I also never heard that black people like grape soda until college, when I bought a grape soda at a convenience store and was asked if I had a black girlfriend.

The n-word joke might've been the only thing that got turned on its head in that whole derivative movie, geez.

Eli Roth's smug nonsense about the evils of SJWs by making a movie about their lazy slacktivist ways of…flying 500 miles away, it really took obliviousness to a whole new level.

FREE PIZZAAAAAAAA

Just as long as they never hire someone like Jeff!

"Limitless" has actually been a nice surprise. Could've been total garbage, but it's not.

"So this is NOT about cheese."

Reeeeally hope this is the last episode with speeches spoken in hushed tones about the greatness of Bobby Axelrod, but that's rather unlikely.

Will she be bringing the boobs she had at the time back with her?

I'm gonna miss the British blonde on "The Player" for a long damn time, that's for sure.

"Sleepy Hollow" will indeed soon taste straaaaawberry-flavored DEATH!

Still no updates on whether Hawley is currently getting biz-ZAY, alas.

Just got out of it, fitfully amusing. B or B- is pretty on the mark. Nowhere near Lebowski or Fargo or Raising Arizona.

"I'm Jay Baruchel, I wrote and directed Goon, ehhh…"

I was excited when I saw the commercial up until I saw Jay Bilas talking. Ugh.

"Pony Excess" is both a better film and far more entertaining, at least to me. It's definitely the 30 for 30 I've watched most often.

Naaaah, the ongoing hilarious self-destruction over and over in "Pony Excess" beats "The U" handily. Sending a kid money in official SMU stationery beats college kids shooting their mouths off in overall dumbness every day of the week. Institutional idiocy by adults is far worse than college kids being morons.

Can't wait for more edgy hipster jokes and everyone sucks political humor.

Lord, this one might've had the whitest trailer I've ever seen.