I routinely tell people condragulations and they are always very confused.

Where are you getting/how are you watching early seasons? I need to see 1—4. (maybe I saw 4, would have to double check. I went backwards.)

I understand this. I told my mom, without thinking, that I was going out of town on “SHEaster weekend” and then had to explain it lol.

I’ve been running through vids of the AS3 contestants like there’s no tomorrow. It also doesn’t help that I just saw War on the Catwalk and am still super hyped.

I’m so knee-deep in Drag Race videos as I avoid work right now that I was genuinely confused why the title said “history” instead of, in this case, “herstory.”

Thank you for that laugh

spit on my computer with surprise laughter

Hate it when that happens.

screaming, “I’M THE ONE THAT CARES!!!” while clutching a water bottle and a cigarette in the same hand.

Yes! The interpretation is up to you!! Make Every Day a Theme Day© is my personal slogan.

There is NOTHING I love more than a themed gathering. Example: Going away party this weekend, the theme is 80s Victorian. What does that mean? No one knows! But it’s FESTIVE.

me.

As yourself why you’re doing it. Is it for health reasons? Is it because exercise makes you happy? Is it because you want to be physically stronger? Is it because you want to be more active in general?

Same, girl! I was a weird geeky kid and I ate compulsively as a child. I didn’t have a sweet tooth then. I only get one when I’m super anxious now as an adult. I was (am) all about the carbs and sausage and cream cheese and stuff like that. I could eat a pound of crab without even noticing.

I KNOW. Usually someone who says “I was a geek” is someone who says something along the lines of “I’m a weirdo”.

Maybe because it’s implausible. Everyone likes to portray themselves (now) as geeky children.

and I was a really, really strange, geeky child

AND ME!!!!!

KISS ME!!! HURRY!

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?