As someone that worked in a bank, I can tell you this: If you’ve hyphenate your name, expect a life of inconvenience, because truth be told, nobody anywhere will ever be able to find your shit, ever. No two piece of documentation ever match. It is a nightmare. Anytime someone came to my window with a hyphenated name…

I got married a year ago and am still thinking about this, but it feels more rushed now because we are having a baby in a few months. Every option feels annoying, so I am thinking of going the Cher route.

Exactly.

Oh yeah? Is child murder cool where she came from?

“Normally, someone who suffers a mental illness, commits a crime that they’re responsible for because it’s an intentional crime, you knew it was wrong, you knew the nature and consequences of your act, but that still still leaves some mitigation to the crime that someone may commit because they suffer mental illness. B…

I’m assuming you routinely make the same impassioned “classist” defence for, like, Honey Boo Boo or the Insane Clown Posse guys, right?

Trixie made it to Dirt Bag!

Jezebel, where it’s the fault of white people that Azalea Banks is an asshole to anyone more famous than her.

i mean, your job has a comments section.

I welcome critical feedback; it’s how I improve. Major difference being that my job is not performed specifically for a public audience, and with an avenue for critical feedback from that audience, as yours is, so I don’t get as many opportunities to welcome it as you do. It’s all good, I was in a petulant mood,…

And you know what? The meat and swan dresses probably made Gaga and Bjork happy, so I’m for it.

and then let’s ALSO punish any woman who chooses to wear clothing designed by a woman who didn’t assault anyone but was affiliated with the guy who did.

Is that you Kelly Ann Conway?

this is a lil nitpicky but it should be petit* boeuf because beef is masculine in French!

Still team Kanye

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common…

She apologized and said she should have worded it better. What kind of awesome liberal purity do you have that she’s not a valuable ally? She got successful, how dare this woman get successful and make minor mistakes, then apologize and say she’s always trying to be better? She’s definitely not good enough right?

To the man’s house who does...

To everyone making the “time to turn off Kanye” comments. I better not see any of y’all in the comments when the article about his upcoming album is put up.

What does her being white have to do with anything?