Oof.

I’m sure she’ll be rejected again.

“Republican leaders were visibly annoyed by Ivanka’s presence.”

Hazel yesterday:

Good thing Jezebel is pure and ad-free!!!!!!!1

I really don’t like her or her shtick — on stage or off. That said, if her unfunny ass wants to push for as much as Netflix will pay her to put out a garbage special, okay then!

MOLLY SHANNON IS A DELIGHT!!!

Nah.

I did it on a sick day earlier this week and the joy was without parallel.

(Queens are already chosen and production is wrapped.)

The fuck is this Dwight Schrute nonsense.

I look forward to eating mass quantities of it in my bunker.

Amazon Video! ($$$)

I’m so knee-deep in Drag Race videos as I avoid work right now that I was genuinely confused why the title said “history” instead of, in this case, “herstory.”

Productive comment: Niecy is incredibly refreshing.

screaming, “I’M THE ONE THAT CARES!!!” while clutching a water bottle and a cigarette in the same hand.

me.

“I am the world’s greatest person that does not want to let people into the country.”

Sincere question: