come on, you would vote for the Kardashians if you could for the lols, and i do the same for Trump. what’s the difference? you need to keep that water and cocoa for yourself

I feel the same way about Donald Trump, which is why even though he will end the world in a nuclear war if he becomes president, i will vote for him, just because of how many people will lose their fucking minds if he won

It’s fucking hilarious, actually.

it’s so mean-spirited to salute your heroes, you’re right

this comment is a lot smarter than people think, it really sort of sums up the differences between men and women, which gender can take criticism, which gender needs reassurance in their image, and which gender enjoys having their balls busted

Yup- a woman friend asks me if she’s looks okay, I’ll tell her she does. A guy asks me if he looks okay, I’ll tell him he looks like shit.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

Texas is a colorful state for those who haven’t been there. People get turned off by dingalings like this guy, but that’s part of the unsanitized texture and charm of the place. Want a perfect little gentrified paradise, stay in Brooklyn. Want some serious grit and writing material, spend some time in Austin and…

Warren ran for president she’d probably get crowds like Bernie Sanders and polls like Bernie Sanders. Yeah, she’d pick up some of the black vote at the expense of some of the white vote. Progressives would like to think the Simon and Garfunkel crowd wants Sanders to talk more about Black Lives Matter, but the…