*looks at texts*
*looks at cars and products*

I hope Lebron sleeps with Brittany now

He was terrible on human rights, but not more terrible than Bautista and it probably took someone like Castro to over throw him. (Dear American Fuckwits— this is what choosing the lesser of two evils looks like.)

That would be even more hilarious since Indiana temporarily put vanity plates on hold for a few years and only brought them back in March

I dunno, when I visit my friends in Duluth, MN, there are TONS of pro life billboards along the 2 1/2 hour shuttle bus rout from Minneapolis to Duluth. Methinks this car is right where it belongs.

But you have to hand it to Rebellion. They tried, and they tried. I’m convinced that if they had pockets that were a bit deeper, they might have had a chance in LMP1.

I await the DPi overlords.

I’m not crying. I’m just in an onion factory right now. A really, really big onion factory.

Craigslist, 15 years from now:

2017 JEEP COMPASS JDM GRILLE SWAP

That’s gonna be the next big thing on these Jeeps: people swapping out those five inner grille inserts.

Hello welcome to Jalopnik you must be new here we have cars and engines and things that go fast too please stay awhile

For when you need to take both your wife and your 19-year old mistress.

You misspelled Gordon Murray.

and it’s been around since 2000.

Could you say that he is....

MacNeil pulled his funding for the #22 car over the BOP and took that over to PWC for the remaining few rounds. AJR never left as they still ran the #23 as they had commitments to the guy funding the Team Seattle entry.

Remember it well. Old race car driver hustling XJ-220s around Indianapolis Raceway Park. Nothing interesting happened...

That’s fucking epic

This is better.