They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

Rear-end collisions are one of the most common types of accidents. If a car hits you from behind, it’ll almost never be your fault, even if you were stopped. One basic driving rule is that you’re supposed to leave enough room in front of your car to stop when the car in front of you stops suddenly.

“Hi Jalopnik, it’s just me Torch... Weird-illy car-dooly”

Bun B is the son of Hep C

I’m just tweeting Harris GIFs at him, a la:

pfffffffffffffft.

Once human being becomes plural in terms of religion it’s only the worst.

Welcome to the redneck sport that is nascar.

Shut up

Canada wanted a twin engine stealth fighter. Trudeau better start calling Abe.

The.Fuck.It.Doesn’t.

Center-lock wheels would seem to be a simple solution to this problem. Off the top of my head I can’t think of a top-flight motorsport series other than Nascar which doesn’t use center-lock wheels.

I wish there was a way for us to thank this man. Applause to you sir!

You see the clip at the very end showing the spread?

Good fucking lord thats terrifying, and cruel looking...

For those not in the know, Ford specified special vanadium steel so the chassis iteslf is very flexible. This means the suspension has to do less work. If you ever get a chance, stop by the Piquette Plant in Detroit. They have a bare chassis you can flex by hand!

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The first task I took on myself (with nothing but a Haynes book and a socket set) was an oil change. Then it was a fender and splash shield that needed replacement. I started to collect more tools, and moved on to do a full tune-up, a brake job, and even balljoints.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.