They can use 999 only if they put in an 18.9L inline 4 into their first production model.

Otherwise, just keep it as SVT.

Your screen name and statement explain much about your character. The police would probably be called on you.

When something serious happens and you need to call them, just say that again.

I did and they ran over there. Are you seriously telling me all of the lights and blaring sirens are not enough warning to get the fuck out of there? Calling bullshit on you.

I do like how everyone scatters when the cop opens the door.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Interfering with police business? On video no less. These kids are fucked.

Obviously.

My first thought...

Nah. He's a piece of shit.

I kind of think our treatment of Aboriginal people is pretty shameful, but to each their own.

"Ferrari is now American, which represents the end of an era." - Montezelomo

I would buy this thing so hard if I wasnt a teenager and poor

This hits close to home...

Lamborghini, on the other hand, sells tons of cars, still seems exclusive, and somehow manages to not seem annoying as a brand.

The original video, if you've missed it:

Michelle Jenneke is a very respectable young lady, and I would very much enjoy taking her to a seafood dinner andddd calling her back afterwards.

"If NASCAR dropped fifty miles an hour off their average laps, but went back to using real stock car chassis, would your really feel bad?"