Hot take: Nobody lost or won anything. It was a barely disguised excuse for them to get together and do burnouts and shit in a parking lot, and they say as much on one of the Extra videos they put up on MToD.

Calm down there, Satan.

Bah! My Steyr M95/34 laughs at the Enfield recoil! 8x56mmR is where the real horse kicking is to be had!

• “Bare bones”
  

Bronco III, Tokyo Drift

Jesus, take the wrench

She walked into the shop and said, “Look at me, I’m the Watto now.”

She’s really Watto.

Hecho en Mexico, hombre

Lol now I am imagining Luke out in the desert before the movie begins shooting wamp rats and finding a Jedi Hero token in the middle of nowhere, which kickstarts the Star Wars movies.

“Why do they keep charging straight at the AT-ATs and getting invariably shot out of the sky?”

::shudders::

“My name is Hank. I’m a pic-a-nic basket addict.”

Wes uses logic - it is ineffective.

My wife and I just hopped on ToysRUs.com at about 9:15Pacific Time and just started- almost randomly - clicking “Add to cart,” letting the force be our guide. I hope our daughter can learn to like Kylo Ren’s mask instead of that Elsa doll she wanted.

Elephants are not to be fucked with, that driver and guide should have known the elephant was in a pissed off mood and gotten out of there. That elephant clearly was showing signs of aggitation.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

The Bills... You CHOSE to root for the Bills... I know one other Bills fan, but he grew up in Buffalo and was thus destined by birth to suffer. But you CHOSE this path.

During Super Bowl 25, 7-year-old me asked my dad who was playing. Given the choice between rooting for the Giants or the Bills, I arbitrarily chose the Bills and have been a life-long, perpetually-suffering, fan ever since.