From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Hey, going out to the bar for the games just got alot more appealing though.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Here’s the more important concern I have: did CBS air the outing on television? Who...what...I’m just absolutely in awe, that one of the big four networks would look at this footage, pass it off to an editor, and then that editor could look at that and go, “holy shit, that’s riveting TV!”