Fuck that, I want Warner Bros. to give Snyder $70 million every year to make a Snyder cut of any movie he chooses.  Tom & Jerry: The Snyder Cut.  The Meg: The Snyder Cut.  Let’s burn these piles of money to the ground.

I’m now pushing for the Snyder’s Of Hanover Cut, where Henry Cavill’s moustache footage from the Whedon version is now reinserted, but he’s constantly eating pretzels so you can’t see it.

Hey, fellow filmwatching fellows! My college friends and I realized that this is one totally boss and radical experience. Can’t wait to spend tomorrow watching it again! It’s lit af.

“Every scene is directed the same way, as though it were taking place on Mount Olympus: A wet mop hits the floor like Excalibur, while a sesame seed plummets for a small eternity during an at least relevantly slow-mo (and restored) introduction for Miller’s neurotic speed-demon rookie.”

“Did we need three whole glorified deleted scenes of boring space invader Steppenwolf (Ciarán Hinds, unrecognizable in voice and appearance) teleconferencing his progress to a flunky of future franchise heavy Darkseid?”

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

Was it Marvel? Or was it SOROS?

Well three random people on twitter said it was actually really good so clearly you’re being paid by Marvel for some reason

An entire successful career where he basically kept the haircut and glasses from his time in the Marines. He’s more than earned a little scruffiness.

My favourite one was in the opening bids where the firs contestant bid $1, the second bid $2, and the third bid $3. Bob Barker looked at contestant number three in complete disbelief, as they literally just handed the round to contestant number four, who of course, bid $4.

You have to earn the beard.

Carey had an entire successful career BEFORE TPIR.  He gets to have whatever beard he wants now.

Drew Carey looks like the homeless version of David Letterman with that beard.

I like it, but I am very pro-beard

If you go over you lose automatically. Like blackjack.

Wow its been a while,  Drew Carey with the big white beard is blowing my mind.  

The #1 cause of fuel pumps being slow is that I’m already late to wherever I’m heading.

It may just be psychological but I swear is someone else is pumping on the other side of me it goes slower.

Does the vfx include the padding in his suit? Not even a criticism, and it’s really well done to just give him more of a Superman physique. I mean, in the “hero” shots, like the first show we see of him in the nuclear plant, he just LOOKS so much like Superman. Way more than Cavil in any more so far, I think.

Isn’t that the Fleischer suit, not Kingdom Come, given the shape of the S?