Which house do you think is worse the Conway house or the Cruz house.

The greatest state in the greatest country in the world

In fairness to Ted Cruz, the girls we refer to as his daughters clearly loathe him.

thanks to porn, I’m pretty sure women only want a BBC/BWC and since I don’t have that, I will never be able to satisfy a woman.

“new trend of goddamn labial trimming that even teenagers are doing”

Hey, I’m not sayin’ they deserved it . . . but they were the ones who demanded a “no-strings-attached” relationship.  

We’re due for a great puppet reckoning once the public starts hearing about where the so-called “puppetmasters” have been putting their hands.

The demonic puppets from Angel’s Smile Time episode have all come forward with allegations against Joss Whedon, too.

I realize he doesn’t have an engineering degree, but the man is an engineer in my eyes. As I understand, he helps solve technical problems by offering his insight, just as an engineering manager does. 

Well, he’s not... Gwynne Shotwell is designing the rockets, Musk makes sure she has all the money she needs to do it. That’s not a knock on Musk by the way, being able to knock down obstacles to Getting Shit Done is his biggest skill and that’s incredibly valuable. I just like to see credit where credit is due. 

Other than maybe Christian von Koenigsegg, yeah. Agreed.

This is impressive. I’m not the world’s biggest Musk fan, but very few C-suite executives have anywhere that level of knowledge about their product. Credit where credit is due, good for him. 

It is, however, deeply angering to see how trading companies change the rules for the sake of Wall Street dude-bros.

Reddit investors in a week: “Hi, I bought this stock for $400 last week and I’d like to sell it now.”
Stock Market: “That’s worth $1 in cash or $3 in store credit.”

It is deeply satisfying to watch the Wall Street dude-bros, who’ve spent their careers getting rich through scummy and legally questionable means, crying “No fair!” when Reddit shit-posters turn the tables on them.

100% this. Robin Hood’s friends/financiers/enemies are taking a bath on failed shorting and they got their claws in them. The way they see it, the Reddit Bros are only visiting Wall Street, Robin Hood has to live there.

Yet the big Wall St & hedge fund guys get to continue trading via their Bloomberg terminals. So, they get to work to drive the price back down to cover their short positions while screwing over the “retail investors”.

I’ve got no skin in this game, but I can’t see how this move by the trading apps is anything but corruption.  Can anyone smarter than me explain why this might not be them bowing to rich people pressure?

BuT tHe FrEe MaRkEt!!!!11

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