If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

You mean 3/5ths?

History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

But this year is different.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Fun fact: Most Iranians disagree with it. It’s almost as if people in governments can enforce values different from the people the govern. But as an American, I obviously have no experience with that.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

Had me fooled there for a minute until I detected snark. Possibly not enough for a Trumpanista to detect.

Oh come on. This is yet another hit piece against the Trump administration. Its not like they have been removing environmental regulations on blatant polluters, intentionally understaffing agencys, canceling lawsuits already in progress and fighting states for protecting their waterways in court or anything. Witch…

Counter-counterpoint, we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides and particulates which are extremely toxic to humans. we’re not talking about greenhouse gases we’re talking about things that literally kill human beings when they are inhaled

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?