This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

I am 99% sure the Huskies are going to win the entire tournament.

So let’s get down to the real question: Will Miazga be hoisting the World Cup trophy in 2022, 2026, or both?

“ You did you need an Apple Watch before, and you still do not.”

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

these kids are gonna have a good future together.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Look, when you’re near Chris Paul, protect your balls. Those who ignore history are condemned to getting pounded in the nards.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

Did you catch the older woman trying to pull down the gf’s dress to prevent a panty reveal?

Good to see trans acceptance in Texas.

“And really I’m not saying he’s evil or a monster. In fact I don’t think Hitler was.”

Popovich/Duncan 2024

This is the most artful tweet I have ever seen

That sucks. Not a Seahawks fan but Lynch was the kind of player I enjoyed watching play the game even if he wasn't on my team. The Beastquake got me out of my seat from 3,000 miles away.

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

Unfortunately for Pappa the police ignored him screaming and rolling on the ground for quite some time, unsure if he was just trying to draw a yellow card.