Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Since when do lips have personalities?

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

• Rohto Cool Redness Reliever eyedrops

Seems to me that a bunch of extremely talented freshmen is exactly how you lay the foundation for a hoops renaissance. Like... what’s a better way...?

Imagine how good they’d be if they can stay out of foul trouble. Four of the top five Pac-12 “leaders” in fouling out are Huskies, with Chriss tied for the NCAA “lead”.

That explains it. I spent ten minutes around some Seahawk fans and I felt exactly the same way.

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

If this game doesn’t convince people that the NFL overtime rules are stupid, I don’t know what will. Who in their right mind (besides Cardinals fans) wanted the game to end before getting to see Aaron Rodgers with the season on the line in a road playoff game in overtime?

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Sophia is great.

Sophia is really good at this.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.