“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.

If you have a good doggy, does anything else really matter?

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

This guy called it.

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

I thought he learned his lesson regarding stealing from Floridians.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Suspend It Like Beckham

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

Yeah, much better that a team maybe lose on a blown call than everyone chill for a few minutes before losing their shit.

Diana does some good work, but her season 1 criticisms came across as jealous/territorial and not as pointed as one would have liked.

If by “edge” you mean self-righteous and lazy hipster critiques on how something is terrible because those you deem below you actually like it, sure, I’m sure plenty of folks are clamoring.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!