What do you call a bunch of Alfa Romeos that haven’t moved for years?

Got me.  I guess people just don’t like my cracks about concrete or something.

Short a tension span, then?

I used to sell Infinitis for a short period of time and I completely understand why this is happening. Infiniti has 4 major issues:

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Since the manual Optima only came with the cheap plastic steering wheel, I bought the custom cover from Ebay and stitched it myself. 35$ made the car feel like 5k more

Just great. Now I gotta buy 2 pairs of crocodile related footwear. My luck I’ll mess this up because, if I’m honest, the only way I can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is whether they see me later, or after a while.

The piece of shit in the article picture....the Ford Ecosport. Holy shit I cannot tell you how much I hated that piece of fucking garbage glorified non-functional toaster. Cramped, useless cargo capacity, the softest-yet-bounciest suspension in the history of cars, and hamster-like power. I swear to god it took 700…

What Avenger is this Durango on this Journey? Does it toot it’s own Coronet? Is it a Challenger to be a Charger into battle or does it Dart around Monaco like it’s being chased by an swarm of Super Bees? Does it shine under the Neon glow of a North Dakota strip club?

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

If anything, you’re understating the magnitude of the improvement - a three second gain would have comfortably put Vandoorne on pole at Spa, instead of last. It’s bigger than the margin between the absolute best and absolute worst runners any given F1 weekend.

I own a 2017 TDV6 diesel Discovery HSE and have put a little over 14,000 miles on it in the last year. My opinion is that it is a great vehicle and anyone who doesn’t at least test drive the diesel is doing themselves a serious disservice. Here are some impressions from the last 14 months:

They also make the VAG-executive playset. Pretend you’re in charge of developing diesel powerplants for a major international auto group!

I signed up for YouTube Red a while back, so I’ve been out of Dollar Shave Club’s sphere of influence. I also blocked their ads on Facebook.

Hamilton won the Electoral College though.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.