Futures traders in 3 months

*Google Play, Steam, and Apple Gift Cards also accepted as totally legit government reimbursement payment.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

I bet you’re a blast at parties.

“For your contribution, here is a check for $10,000....but for some reason our accounting department issued checks for $15,000. Just deposit the check, mail us $4,000 cash and keep and extra $1,000 for your troubles.”

Didn’t Jalopnik get in a bit of trouble for posting the following link?
https://jalopnik.com/how-to-hack-an-electronic-road-sign-5141430

(EDIT)
Yes. Yes they did:
https://jalopnik.com/jalopnik-hacked-road-sign-were-all-going-to-jail-now-5146080

I understand the gravity behind the situation, I think. But isn’t fielding an exclusively female team the definition of a gimmick?

“With twenty layers of base coat...”

The pseudo-OCD side of me loves these expensive car detailing segments.

From Failure is Not an Option:

Very Nice... but it’s not a cottage.

She skipped over the room with actual dogs playing poker.

oh but the heyday of silly things car makes point out in marketing and press materials is far from over.

Pfff. No painting of dogs playing poker? I’ll pass.

my rabbit only has shoulder belts and no lap belts.

You could probably start anything in 3rd, once.

It means an orthopedist specially designed it so that you’d need to visit him after sitting in the car for any amount of time.

“Plastic bags,” somebody’s learned a difficult lesson I see.

OH SHIT THE TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT ME