This one controls the large hadron collider and sorts out all of your personal finances while you sleep. Oldsmobile, eat your heart out.

You are crazy - and not the quirky and charming kind of crazy I normally expect from you.

It’s overkill on a grotesque compensatory scale yet I want it...

Mountains take away

Wait, now you’re posting random things that are supposed to make me cry? What is this, Buzzfeed?

That is Supra sad.

Whorehouse of Emotion.... That would be an excellent album name.

This one is more of a bad idea in retrospect kind of situation. The BMW 8 series came with either the M60/M62 V8 or the M70/M73/S70 V12. The V12 option bought you a whopping 15ish HP over the V8. Fine if you’re well heeled and want to be seen with the 50 instead of the 40 on the trunk lid. The problem was for the…

TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW

And since it’s Jalopnik, I’ll throw in the obvious “And what’s worse is you can only get a manual with the 2.0T.”

2017 Cadillac ATS 2.0T: 0-60 5.7 seconds

Thank you! I hope you like my next longread: “Here Is a List of Politicians Who Drive Demons and Teslas.”

Every so often Jalopnik gives us diamonds. In the sea of Demon, Telsa, Politics and other bubble gum topics, we get a truly humanizing and intriguing story. This is a diamond, and I hope we see more of them.

Uh. Dude? You can’t leave us hanging. WHICH fastest station wagon in the world is it? We need year, internal model code, miles, options it came with, etc. You can’t just leave that out! How heartless are you!?

Maybe I missed it but what became of the cars? I assume they were all sold off? Same ith the parts?

I asked Byron how badly Terrance had hurt the company. But as it turns out, the real pain was felt by Byron, not as much Chrisman Commercial. He explained: “I was drawing a fairly significant amount of income from the company every month. That stopped. Over the years that he was doing this, I would have received…

Yes, but pure 24K gold is quite soft, which is why 14K—with less gold content but a lot more strength—might be preferable in this application.

Here’s some more info, Torch:

I love quirky little trucks but I think Japan does it best, this is the suzuki mini truck