Most shows have to add new characters when going into later seasons. K.R. meanwhile just adds new levels of FutureTech TM and things keep going.

Because it’s fucking [timeless], shut up

Cause a transparent OLED HUD would totally not be outdated ever. We know those early C5 Corvette HUDs look super futuristic today

In true supercar fashion it will get stuck halfway through the transition and they will have to remove the engine to replace it.

Because it’s not a race car, it’s a super car. Super Cars have a level of “just because” to them.

Folding Under Console Keeper

That makes me miss the horizontal digital tach from my old Mazda 929.

Not wanting to be one-upped, Ferrari have announced Imola zone*, a new manettino setting for when you’re truly fired up. Amazingly, it will be backward compatible, as all of their cars of the past decades are equipped with the necessary hardware (and you thought Tesla was innovative, ha!).

Other possible names:

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

On my Golf SportWagen...when you first start it up and don’t put your seatbelt on, sometimes it chimes five times, sometimes it chimes six times. And I can’t figure out why. It’s got nothing to do with seat position, the existence of a passenger, the headlamps, or the use of the parking brake. I think it’s a glitch.

...But what did she think Jesus wore on his feet? Lol

And then, when he asks you how many goats his youngest daughter is worth, you put down the canapé and answer!

I mean, ugh. Just ughhhhhhhh.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

Read as “She looks like she is about to shoot a piano” & was confused for a second.