For the British lulz.

Smooth.

I hoped that was what he did.

Sounds like you met my brother, Mr. You Heard it Here First Folks.

Never before has the saying "I'm petty sure it's a lambo dude" been more true.

I think you mean a Lam-bro.

I have a possibly strange question. I have been following this website for quite a while now, having made an acount recently, but I also only just got my liscense recently. I am a bit young to pass as an auto journalist, could I be Jalopnik's Head Youth Automotive Marketing and Review Journalist. Or something like…

I know! I know! Buy an M814 6x6. It is just a bit bigger (over 377 inches long, 128 inches tall, 96 inches), and looks cool. I would love to read about it ALL OF THE TIME.

2014. I prefer Volkswagen because you can have their cars with either, so I could just play it cool by saying I prefer the other.

Not a press car, and not the worst, but stupid regardless. At the Toronto Autoshow (in Canada), I get in a Nissan GTR. The Nissan person was a very pretty lady, and I thought I would look good pretending to drive it. As I act like I am shifting it, I accidentally make the motion of a stick shift car, my hand at the…

What about a 1-UZ FR-S. You heard it hear first folks!

Does no one else realize that these cars are not supposed to be tracked? These are commemorative, just like those weird bird plates that people collect. You have them to have them.

I literally almost had tears for that, ALMOST. Beautifully written, bravo, bravo.

The large big? What is a large big, is it a bin?

All you need is the D. Huhuhu...

Start a kickstarter to raise money to fix your car. You don't know what joy something brings until you no longer have it, and have no joy.

They also have a Bugatti Royale there, I have been.

All this article did for me is provide the comparison of both the old and new Maybach in one place. Thanks so much, honestly.

Do this. (I obviously did NOT do this, at all, ever, stop bothering me, stop it, STOP IT.)

Mutant?