Big deal. I’ve been watching white America go downhill for years.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

She got the whole pipe I believe.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

lol J.R. “You Trying to get the Cork” Smith get it

Meet me in Temecula.

“Is he clean? Is he brown?”

U nd ur brahs don’t go out for ‘chos and ‘za?

“well shit, if I only order one thing, then the delivery fee is like 20% of the order. It’s most cost-effective if I order five times as much. I can’t lose!”

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

hey man, wanna go for a slice of ZA?

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

Yeah, but then people are just going to think that you’re interested in what they have to say and they’re going to keep saying things in the future. How do I listen while also getting across the point that I never want to do this again?

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.

What other jobs can a man named Dabo get besides NASCAR driver, and running on the republican ticket in MS

I don't know why the guy would get so angry at a stupid slice of pizza when him and his buddy had just spilled $45 worth of beer.

That being boston, no actual Pizza was harmed in the making of this video.

"If I see some guy I'm gonna throw a piece of pizzer at him"