My parents had three of these while I was growing up. I’m sure you could do a lot worse, I just don’t know how. 

I’m sorry you’re right, protesting woman’s rights and making someone wear a helmet are totally the same thing.

I’m good, I don’t need to read that incoherent drivel again. “It doesn’t bother me, but actually it does. Millenials call us names, shame on them, I don’t do that to the snowflakes.”

Yeah, I find plenty of protesters standing outside bike shops with pictures of destroyed helmets and signs that read, “bike helmets are murder!” Totally the same thing. People are constantly threatening to kill bike shop owners. 

Is this satire or are you just completely oblivious?

Yes, yes I can.

Because in large parts of this country sex education is the devil and abstinence is the only way.

Yes I’m sure the people who use a bicycle for exercise will stop exercising all together because they have to wear a helmet...

Yes let's give the insurance companies more money, and take away a mode of cheap transportation. Almost as brilliant as the authors opinion.... 

So if that's the case, as a person on a bicycle I get the whole lane right? You can't pass me in your car. 

Maybe the problem isn’t education or laziness but that we don’t have any purchasing power.

I love when the incels and barstool chuds come over and post their ignorance in the grays. The best thing kinja ever did was the dismiss button. 

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.