Scrolling through and Jalopnik is asking the same question I am. 

Imagine the brain scan with all the CTE after falling upward so many times... 

A life well-lived.

He quit. 

It's amazing to me that LeBron left a Dan Gilbert run team and somehow found an even more dysfunctional franchise. 

Seem like 2016 would beg to differ, seeing as how a healthy Cavs team managed to beat them, and Golden State had their players go jack off KD to join them.

You mean when LeBron dragged Matthew Dellavedova and a couple of janitors from the Q to 6 games?

“Okay, it’s a car. we’ve invented the Pontiac Aztek.”

We shall use my largest scales!

It’s okay, any minute now it’ll kick in and we’ll be swamped with factory and coal jobs....

“New York City Transit president Andy Byford said the suspect almost certainly gets into the cab to activate the brakes by using a key available to any train operator or conductor. However, he did not venture a guess how this person obtained a key.”

He’s breaking into the rear cab, where the operator would sit if the train was traveling in the opposite direction. He’s hitting the emergency brake there.

What also floats in water? 

All this talk about Kevin Durant logging on, but no one is talking about the sudden disappearance of Devin Kurant...

Ah yes, the I made the argument but don’t have any info to back it up, so you do it for me approach.

It's about as available as all these cars you're failing to list. 

In an environment where ladders, tunnels, airplanes, and boats don’t exist.

Let’s say that if this was sold in the US it’d be right around the same price as the comparable Civic Type R.

The distant relative seems like he has some pretty serious mental health problems.