I hate how Snyder bros, gamers, and particularly Witcherino fans kiss his ass and think he’s their personal best friend (the dude couldn’t care less if they all died), but that was according to a single source who has nothing to do with the show, and who deleted their tweet.

Cavill’s probably even more excited to be working on the Warhammer project. He seems like a genuinely good guy, whereas the Rock...nah, he’s a meathead.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

He also has a massive willy 😏

Old man yells at new adaptation

He is pretty generic most of the time, but can also be distressingly dirtbag hot with the right haircut/shitty facial hair combo. 

Only if they get Evan Peters to play his CIA contact, Ralph Bohner.

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

Remember when she dismissed Corey Feldman’s reports of sexual abuse? Keep that in mind as you fondly remember her through rose colored glasses.

I saw the linked news article where she said her dad probably didn’t care that she was bi.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

“or 911"

Don’t forget that:

Family Ties: The Next Generation
Having burned out on Wall Street and cocaine, Alex P. Keaton starts all over in his parents’ old house...

In my experience, it really was for channel surfing what with the short, self-contained, digestible bits packed into the air time.  But man did it play that niche role well.  It had a great bizarre to funny ratio.  

Luigi stans?

Cartoon Italians? Second born population? Tall, lanky men with micro penises who have to contend with their shorter, hairier, more well-endowed older siblings? Guys named Ludwig wanting to change their name to something more exotic and Mediterranean? People who have a fondness for green overalls and large mustaches to…

That one was upsetting, because “Roger Rabbit with puppets” actually sounded great to me. “But what if the puppet fucks?” is the lowest hanging fruit in that orchard.

Jack Black, you’re doing great, no notes.

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The premise that Winnie the Pooh or Bambi have entered public domain is so interesting, that these properties dominated by a particular brand are suddenly open to different, creative takes that Disney would never attempt.