I was in the greys, then I got out, but now I’m back in. Help a brother out.

Beverly Young Nelson says he tried to force her head to his crotch and she fought him off. That was an attempt at “rape-rape.”

Gird your loins. Apropos of what you just said:

Trump should hire that lady that pooped in the hot tub on Flavor Flav’s reality show.

I hope Moore never concedes. I hope he shows up at the capitol on the day Jones is to be sworn in and winds up being forcibly removed from the building. I hope a female guard kicks Moore in the nards on his way out.

Dear Journal,

It’s me, Doug.

Tonight, I was elected Senator of Alabama.

Yeah, it’s not like he’s made provocative gestures to nuclear powers or that he threatened a trade war with China or that he’s de-stabilizing The Middle East or that he’s undermining the current boom period by pushing for an unnecessary tax cut that will cajole The Fed into jacking up interest rates or...

Butters sitting smiling at the restaurant was so cute.

“Also, everyone at the meeting wondering what the rules were about suggesting that the President should be shot.”

I think they deal with the same themes. They just go about it in very different ways.

You can see Butters in the background in the early episodes. I think the dog Ike was riding was a NewFoundland.

Not EVERY election. The recent off-year elections marked some gains for the Dems in places where they weren’t even on the map before (literally). I actually think Jones will win by a few points.

Joke that I enjoyed way too much: The birdcall Bob White used belongs to a bird named the Bobwhite Quail.

We have three choices: We can say we believe his accusers and then ask him to resign. We can say his accusers are lying and ignore them. We can say we believe his accusers but his good work outweighs his wrongs.

Liberals *are* the spineless jellyfish. We need actual lefties. Not Leninists, mind you, but more FDR than Obama. Oh, and let’s thank Obama once again for allowing his party to crumble beneath him during his eight years in office. He’s got to shoulder some blame here. He promised hope & change, while mostly what we…

“can we talk about shooting him in a sort of a sarcastic way?”

Was anyone else kind of hoping Cartman shot himself? That would have been one hell of a fucking season ender. He’s been there from the beginning, and all next season could have dragged on his coma or something in line with Trump’s hearings. It would’ve been really ballsy and I would have respected the hell out of it,…

No doubt this was better than last year’s mess of a season finale. Canadian Mountee Ike, everyone puking over PC Principal and Strong Woman being in love, that whole gag with the “Fox” trap, it was all solid stuff. And goddamn, was it satisfying to see Heidi finally come to her senses and dump Cartman’s ass for…

And apparently evangelical Christians need Jerusalem to be the capital to help speed up end times and Jesus’ second coming. Like no joke, that’s part of their reasoning, fucking eschatology.

I liked the one where Lisa was President and Bart was a loser who was living with adult Ralph and Homer got up to hijinks searching the white house for Lincoln’s gold (the internet tells me the episode was called Bart to the future) lots of classic lines in that episode “China you used to be cool” chief among them