Dungeons and Dragons was a lot of fun

It’s still a game, the Mario story itself is very simple

The network of Roger Ailes, falafels and Boobs on the Ground doesn’t shock me anymore

It seems that Star Wars is forever going to spin the wheels on making a movie. Honestly, it’s working better on tv anyway 

I did for like 5 minutes in a rainforest but even then we had kind of an idea of where we were.

The second one was so bad it was funny, so I had fun with it at least 

I respect its minimalist approach and reliance on ambience rather than jump scares, and that you never see the impending threat. That always scares me more than a monster (ie: when you don’t see the Wampa vs when you do in the Star Wars Special Edition) but like Paranormal Activity afterwards the movie was hyped so…

The Razzies as a funny in-joke between friends is one thing, but to turn it into a big official thing ruins the point of them.

Ehh, Blair Witch was pretty stupid 

He’s still a cop, and everyone just treats him like shit suddenly, and the joke is that Bonnie is sexually dissatisfied and cheats on him, and that he wants to kill himself. The first time it happens Quagmire is changing him and going “you make your doo-doos?”

American Dad gets better with age

Yeah, they did. Since when does Netflix have shame?

Kang is more intriguing to me than Thanos IMO. Thanos’ plan made no goddamn sense.  

Honestly I thought it was fine, it’s pretty standard Marvel stuff and Kang doesn’t shoot a beam in the sky or have daddy issues. That makes it better than average 

Honestly the show was more tame than it is in recent years IMO, Joe went from capable police officer to someone who always talks about killing himself. Like the joke is “haha cripple wants to die” - is that really funny? 

The premiere wasn’t great, but everything with Riker and Picard was good so the show might do ok on their chemistry alone

Ehhhh after the premiere I’m less optimistic. It still has that grimdark Kurtzman stink to it

Nick just has too many to deal with as it is 

I just think of a reborn and enlightened Chris Molisanti mentoring young men “ey, you gotta check that ego at the dooah and respect your lady!” 

Good. The only way to keep Golden Globes relevant is to actively insult all the attendees. One of Ricky Gervais’ few tolerable moments.