Taller than Hobbits, shorter than humans but not by a whole lot. 

I do love this idea

Or Deep Roy.

I’m not usually one for complaining about race-swapped characters, but her name IS snow white. Really she should be played by Lena Dunham, the whitest girl ever.

8 Crazy nights was barely even about Hanukkah. It was about a drunk asshole coming to terms with his parents’ untimely death.

Yeah I’ve noticed a complete lack of Star Wars toys lately. Is it because Toys R Us was murdered by a hedge fund?

I had no idea what that was anyway

Elvis also ushered in the sexual revolution with his hips

Roker Smith’s tumor-son

Damn what publicist gave him all this rope?!

He sure doesn’t look like Cliff Clavin 

Yeah, I really think Britney truly does have some stability issues (they gave custody to KFed for goodness sakes) but- her family is also a bunch of leeches and should not ever have been the ones to have conservatorship. 

While I definitely don’t get the appeal of Pete, he sure is showing up Kanye by just existing 

They had such good casting choices, including the Mother. I’ll never forgive that show for the way it ended (or really its last 3 or 4 seasons) 

I’ve heard so many otherwise conservative Boomers crap on Boone. Even they know he was a hack and that he stole from better artists of color.

People hated the diner too.

I was kinda hoping for some deconstruction of that somewhere with this show, where Boba at first hates his captors and thinks of them as savages. Boba is a bit too noble, I wanted more of a transition from trying to kill Luke to freedom fighter.

It was....fine. I liked the Rancor lore from Legends being brought into this on how emotionally complex they are, was overjoyed to see Danny Trejo make a cameo, liked the idea of the biker gang, but the chase was kind of lacking and low-speed, and the color scheme seemed....off for some reason. It has for everything…

NPH had some Doogie Howser recognition and Harold and Kumar, but Hannigan was definitely by far the most recognized of the cast. I didn’t really know Segel until this show and later Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but he did have the Freaks and Geeks cred 

I think if they were going to kill off the Mother, they should’ve given us more time with them together, introduce her much earlier and show Ted’s grieving process. They seemed dead set on saving meeting the mother for the finale, but if he had met her season 4 or 5 but just continued the show I don’t think anyone…