It needs a good 10 years or so for nostalgia to kick in.

The early 2000's was really the golden age of shit cinema. Attack of the Clones, Gigli, The Room, Baby Geniuses 2

We like Disney right now! Next decade we won't and we'll be nostalgic for edgy snark. This comes in waves.

That movie definitely was boosted by its brilliant marketing. Various Disney movies getting sabotaged by Stitch.

Shrek Tank with Mark Cuban. A bunch of has-been Dreamworks characters pitch various infomercial-grade appliances or products

Will there be an out of nowhere sampling of it like with Fastball's Out of My Head?

Walking on the Sun and their cover of why can't we be friends are still listenable, at least for me. It's kind of a throwback, like early 2000's CGI movies that really want to take potshots at Disney

I could enjoy the first two for the period-pieces they truly are. But I really have no desire to watch them again

That Amy Hill article was shocking. Like I figured Myers would be a bit more normal, maybe a slight attention whore. Turns out he's a chocolate-addicted recluse. It's like catnip for clones!

They will finally do what they intended and splice in Chris Farley. Some of his lines might not make sense or sound like from other movies, but it will be what he would've wanted

With the amount of time the Simpsons takes to make an episode, they probably made it at a time when it was inconceivable he'd actually win

I remember having a crush on Laurie Dhue as a kid, so that's why she isn't around anymore. Bill needs to be taken down

My sister was on a local bozo taping. He was a thing but by my time he wasn't the only thing in town for kids

I'd immediately ask her to do a prank call

Calendar Man?

Yeah I was looking at some ranty political emails from relatives and they all look like this. It's kind of triggering to see the president doing it

Years in Disqus commenting?

Yeah, thankfully he will not know what pendejo means so Roger should be safe

I agree they are destined to fail. Sometimes passion/chemistry isn't enough, you need to be able to live with each other too.

40 Year Old Virgin needs to be up there, though it might not be as orthodox of a romantic comedy as most.