Agreed. I often find myself literally thinking something along the lines of “whatever, their problems aren’t as bad as so-and-so-group’s problems”, but that’s all a matter of my personal priorities. I have to constantly remind myself that A) it’s tough out there for working class and poor whites, even with their…

Gabrielle mocking Trump on theslot makes my gawker withdraw a little more managable

It’s more that they just stick it out through the holidays so as to not jostle the kids during that time. Most parents don’t want their kids to associate holidays with when mom and dead split up.

Holidays are the reason my parents would never get divorced. They’d be like, “Fuck this shit, we’re out!” and my evil brother and I would high-five but then my angelic blond haired brother would sob, “What about Chriiiisssssstmasssssss?!” and my parents would whisper to each other, “Okay, after Christmas then” and…

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

lolwtf, are they kidding? Just scour all the old man’s bars on Staten Island between 1 PM and 4 PM on any weekday.

My gut feeling is he will be on his best behavior (no name calling lest Ivanka push a button that gives him a mild electric shock). I think the blustering, evading the question, changing the subject schtick is by far the most likely scenario, and yes, I hope Clinton is training hard on how to shut that shit down…

The problem is that anyone who could do a decent approximation of Trump’s ridiculous shtick (Anthony Wiener or Alan Grayson) can’t be associated with the campaign. Maybe Al Franken or Barney Frank could do an okay job.

My thoughts exactly. Post a casting call, have people suggest their most vitriolic and uninformed uncles, most show proof in form of sexist and grammatically-challenged Facebook posts.

I don’t even know what to call that aesthetic. Yeti Bachelorette Party? Sasquatch Burlesque Review?

I feel like there would have been so many in circulation we would have recognized his dick more easily than his face.

There is zero chance 90's era Bill wouldn't have sent a dick pic. He was like a walking dick pic back then.

Although the UK is fairly liberal, it does have a few archaic practices:

I look forward to news of their separation after November.

He needs to own it. He needs to start referring to himself as a “keen genital photographer” and start showing pictures of his Democratic Oboe to anyone who expresses even a passing interest, until nobody’s interested anymore.

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

Someone help me out here. What is it about the word mongoose that makes me so uncomfortable? Not quite moist, but more than foam or phlegm.

“but the average abortion will take place at a normal doctors surgery or hospital”

It’s worth pointing out that Marie Stopes is the UK’s private abortion provider. English women can still get abortions anywhere, anytime for free on the NHS as long as they don’t mind having less flexibility in appointment times.

Well that’s super judgy. Maybe she has privleged roots and someone supports her and she’s just dicking around in internships. Or maybe she’s working her ass off to make a dream happen. Maybe it’s both. Maybe it’s neither. I’m a professional artist, so let that help you understand my perspective... sometimes when…