A friend of mine just pointed out that there are women on that list (allegedly) voting for Trump and sleeping with Cruz. What goes on in a mind that decides that’s a good idea?

What if she is faking us all out and drops it on Easter and upstages Jesus?!?!

TBH student discounts should be able to be used until your student loan debt is repaid.

that would be SO EASY to make, they literally took a t shirt and cut out a section from the bottom, then tied it together over the butt. I’m convinced Vetements is a clever marketing scheme for Zoolander 2.

I don’t know, I still wear clothes from Old Navy that I got 5, 10, 15 years ago. Just in time for shitty retro revival!

Fluffy girls!!! I love that!

Wasn’t there a service like that already? Gwinnie Bee or something? And there’s one for luxury bags rental.

It’s like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with less sisterhood and more mysterious stains.

I don’t know how I’m supposed to be invested in this series when every new movie undoes the ending of the last movie. How many times is she going to break up with Mr. Darcy? It’s worse than Mr. Big!

If you’ve already had 3 or 4 glasses of white wine and it’s on Netflix, absolutely.

Does anyone remember Flava Flave’s girl “New York”? I think she and Jim Bob would be perfect together. She is so hot and sexy-and so is Jim Bob. Sparks!

Sometimes, sometimes, I really think Hollywood is producing movies just for when I’m on a long Delta flight and they won’t give me any more water.

Toxic Spill threatens to spill the beans on Cruz’s wife. I hope they’re magic beans that transport the whole lot of them up the beanstalk and far away.

Screw You, Trump, for making me feel something other than hatred for Cruz.

I’m thinking that, unlike some other candidates, he’s been getting positive enough reactions (even with low polling numbers) that it’s not a career risk to stay in the race. Jeb! was being mocked, Rubio had started to be mocked, but it seems like Kasich has managed to raise his profile while giving himself a moderate,…

Trump made me feel sorry for JEB BUSH. Like, I have legit feelings of affection for JEB FUCKING BUSH now. WTF am I supposed to do with that?

I need to apologize. For years I have asked for a politician that is:

I’ll raise you: Making Ted “lets default on our loans, what’s the worst that could happen?” Cruz look like “the reasonable one”.

1. “I Hate Tequila (But It’s All We Got In the House)”

came here to say just that... if someone is scared... and wants to stop... and the other person doesn’t stop... that’s rape. It’s even RAPE rape.