1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

9000 fucking pounds? Jesus Christ we can’t even do EVs right. Every day I’m more and more convinced that we flew too close to the sun a long time ago but convinced ourselves that the horrible burns were a nice tan. Fuck it all, no engines over 200 hp without paying for a more comprehensive license and any vehicle over…

We could see something like the Chevy S-10 or Dodge Dakota again.

I don’t.

It did give us that great meme template though. 

“Gas Monkey, more like Ass Monkey”

I’ll probably get roasted, but I never cared for American Top Gear. Some bits here and there were funny/entertaining, but overall, it wasn’t good. Not sure I’d call it the worst though.

What’s it worth? I don’t know.

And yeah, it’ll make it 100%. The thing is a TANK.

God was busy looking out for all the people he could have hit but didn’t.

Still chafing from your Tiguan Troubles, eh? :)

I am neither surprised, nor any less ignorant than I was before.

What?! You’re saying I COULD HAVE AVOIDED TRENCHFOOT?

If I had $120k for a car, I’d save another $30k and get a used Mclaren 570s...

Here’s footage from the first mission.

Probably release both the projectile (it’s not a rocket) and the counterweight at the same time? And find some way to catch and slow down the counterweight so it doesn’t destroy the thing.

I know one thing scarier than the car loans - is the software behind this website. It takes a pretty crazy amount of effort to crash Chrome browser with ads. Somehow they figured it out.

While I yell at those jerks for cutting me off “at least I have the title to my car”

* Ancient engine with questionable metal-fatigue
* Pistons the size of VWs
* 30lbs of boost
* Human limbs very close to the block.

Amazing project, but what if it throws a rod, or a hose splits? I salute whoëver is brave enough to test-drive it first. :-)

Its a neat little project. From a fab perspective, it’s definitely an impressive feat.

I wonder if it’ll understeer very much....