Get Nissan Skyline GT-S R32 then (not GT-R trim), either coupe or sedan depend on your needs

I was gonna say, the bilge pump was likely a sailor and a tube. 

In Soviet Russia, bilge pumps you!

Wait wait wait, it was towed by a semi submersible tug boat? Where are the pictures of that? 

Um, how about the obvious?

5-speed 5.0 Fox bodies and LT/LS F-bodies.

Older Mustang or Camaro? You can absolutely find the 2005-2010ish generation of Mustangs for under $10K.

Or concurrent Firebird V8 for Cobra Kai.

I swear these get worse every time I read them. Tom offers something that in the vein of the question, Mercedes suggest a boat powered by a boat anchor, literally one of the worst driving vehicles I have the displeasure to pilot, meanwhile Torch fails to bring the true weird by not suggesting a Kei car.

No Marauders??????? Come on yall. 

C’mon

I rented one of these a couple of years ago for a Big Sur family trip. We loved it.  I’d totally buy one of these.

More like an airport car I’d say.

Both of you have done incredible work here. Take the rest of the day off and enjoy a six pack. It’s Friday.

That was dam close. 

First gear: I want EV pickups to work. I really do.

Donks and Squatters are definitely not my thing, but this law fails the Footloose Test.  Clearly the law exists because people hate the look and, maybe, the people driving these trucks.  Otherwise it would have been written differently.  Show me some empirical evidence of a safety issue and we can talk.

No cars that share my name, just a memorable Monty Python moment:

His backyard BBQ’s are strong. 

i kind of hate those horizontal lines on the ends of the rear bumper, but i like the rest. i’d probably pay the Wilderness premium, but i was already about 90% sold on a top level trim outback anyway. it would really depend on how much more the dealership thinks of the package than i do.