David, you give car nuts a good name. This is why I’ve been on this site pretty much from when it started. It shows just how awesome this community of weirdo car people is!

One tire was of 0.5 psi because they couldn’t get a Ferrari branded digital tire pressure gauge.

Typical Ferrari owner, parked in a handicap spot.

He probably saw his mistress and his wife waving at him up ahead on opposite sides of the road and he needed time to tell his au pair to duck down low in the passenger seat so they wouldn’t see her...

How long would it be before someone dropped a small-block Chevy into  one of these?

Some sloths try to give a shift.

Kid’s shop project. Have some patience, they are practicing. A bit like juvenile masturbation. Let them do it, but it is sure creepy to have to see it.

I do kiss them both goodnight...

Pretty sure his spouse is a J-10 and his child is a postal Jeep.

So, a spouse and kids are not in your plans.

Nah, the Nordic Knuckledragger’s fibreglass imitation of a Fulvia.

Oh yes - she’s a sexy one for sure!

I’m partial to these too....

Reminds me of my favorite car show shirt:

since the Hemi gets shitty mileage...

Y’know, most days the Internet just makes me sad, but then someone like you comes along and redeems the it by showing that it can really be a source of knowledge and good. Declan Hackett wins the Internet!

You can’t get a hole in your fragile 1911 radiator if it isn’t in the front of the car.

500 a month is pretty steep for a basic hatchback IMO.