As my mom used to say, "To make little boys ask questions."

RE: the Porsche 911: the traditionalists wouldn't allow the 928 or the Boxster/Cayman to get a good foothold in the market, so Porsche is more or less stuck with the 911 layout.

Happy Birthday!

Conversely, I can foresee a future classified ad for a”vintage” 2021 Corvette: “... includes the desirable ‘glow plug’ warning light feature!”

Because: Freedom!

Who knew that starting a vehicle company from scratch could be so complicated?

As a native Mainer, I advise against topless driving between December and April.

I really need to know more about the semi-submersible tugboat!

Fox body Mustang. Ideally a GT or similar. You're welcome.

I’m voting for the ca. 1971 Chrysler Newport. Given the band members’ approximate ages and the time period they were referring to, it makes sense:

Am I the only one wondering what happened to the boat?

GMC Trucks and SUVs have been called Jimmies for as long as I can remember.

Yes, yes, yes!

Lucas electricals and wet weather...

Like a toddler? If I can't have it, you can't have it!

Hmmm, a lone shade tree mechanic restoring obscure vehicles in their home workshop.,. where have we heard of this before?

Yeah, back when you could actually see out the back.

Subarus are endemic on the front range of Colorado, as are the haters, many of whom drive around in 1- and 2-ton pick-ups that rarely, if ever see the dirt.

We were fording a few door sill high streams in my wife’s then-new Crosstrek on a road trip to Wyoming. No problem. She insisted that we stop when the streams started getting wider than 20 feet.

I wonder if he'd ever seen the Diehard movie where Bruce Willis takes down a jetliner with a match.