I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Gonna start using “That was an old me problem” in arguments with my girlfriend.

Certainly not this one:

How many of those morons have “Swift” on the side?

::Googles “Global Thermonuclear War”::

Wooo Wooo

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

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Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Whore family :)

Sponsored by Takata.

Oh no!

I’ve had several encounters with Texas DPS (troopers) during my younger days, and in each case they were firm but also very professional and no nonsense. They hold themselves to a higher standard than your usual city cop, Sherrif’s deputy etc..

Texas DPS Troopers are professional and courteous gentlemen and ladies.

Don’t ever go on the NJ turnpike. I think the troopers think the signs that say 95 are the speed limit, not the road number.

I think everyone here knows what I mean. We all know a Marcus. Marcus, in the abstract, is the guy who you’ll have over to your house on Sunday for a few hours to watch football, but you know your girlfriend isn’t going to like it. By the third quarter, and 25 references to his “ball stink” later, your girlfriend goes…

Gift cards to buy apps, you say? Some suggestions, which may or may not yet be available on iTunes yet:

Fixed.

I must admit that before I saw this video I had a rather simplistic notion of how they worked.